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September 22, 2014

Cicada Spends Entire Year Screaming After Seeing Own Reflection

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TREE—A cicada has been screaming for an entire year after catching a glimpse of his own reflection when he flew by a closed window.

“How am I ever going to find a girlfriend when I look like this?!” His pleading could be heard within a diameter of at least 5 city blocks.

Well, he sure isn’t getting laid any time soon with THAT kind of attitude. Perhaps the saddest part is that he spent 17 years underground getting ready for a date.

I guess this is what happens when you dress yourself in the dark.

 

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