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 Transcript I just came back from vacation and I just couldn’t relax. The entire time I couldn’t stop thinking of how to stop scratching my 18 new mosquito bites. Mosquitos are close cousins of fireflies, but not as bright. Turns out, when they reproduce, they use human blood for […]

How To Stop Scratching Your 18 New Mosquito Bites


 Transcript A bench was found empty yesterday evening at Weeping Willow Park. Despite all the trees surrounding it, not one of them attempted to sit down and let the bench do its job—by being a bench for everyone to enjoy. The nearest weeping willow, upon being asked why it […]

Empty Bench Taken For Granted



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 Transcript I took a break from Twitter and didn’t tell anyone. AND EVERYONE NOTICED. Well, no one asked me about it but trust me, I know everyone was wondering what happened. So I’m sharing my first-hand experience of what it was like to not tweet because it’s my job, […]

I Took A Break From Twitter And Didn’t Tell Anyone. This Is My Story.