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NEW YORK—A body part was caught red-handed last night, as it was fingertipping through a crosswalk at a red light. This light was also a pedestrian signal for the hand, meaning that it was the hand’s turn to cross the street. This particular hand is believed to be Thing, who […]

Severed Hand Found At A Crosswalk


I got my hands on the brand new MacBook, designed by Apple, before anyone else, thanks to my secret connections via IllustrArticles. At just 13.1mm thickness and 2 lbs weight, the MacBook is the thinnest and lightest laptop ever, and beyond portable. Its Intel Core M 1.3 GHz processor uses far […]

Testing The New MacBook: It’s Pretty Fly



TREE—A cicada has been screaming for an entire year after catching a glimpse of his own reflection when he flew by a closed window. “How am I ever going to find a girlfriend when I look like this?!” His pleading could be heard within a diameter of at least 5 […]

Cicada Spends Entire Year Screaming After Seeing Own Reflection