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TREE—A cicada has been screaming for an entire year after catching a glimpse of his own reflection when he flew by a closed window. “How am I ever going to find a girlfriend when I look like this?!” His pleading could be heard within a diameter of at least 5 […]

Cicada Spends Entire Year Screaming After Seeing Own Reflection


OUTER SPACE — Man, it was really windy the other day in Chicago. Earth must have been spinning around the sun extra fast. I had to take a trip to outer space to see what exactly was the problem and captured this image. Earth must have been moving, like, AT LEAST […]

Earth Moving Too Fast, Lunch Ruined



KIEV, Ukraine — A man is being investigated as a suspect for attempted botany after he was pulled over in traffic for a broken tail light. An open packet of sunflower seeds was found in his car. He insists that he was only going to look at them, and maybe […]

Man Suspected Of Attempted Botany