Monthly Archives: May 2013


The Bus Stop Waiter
The length of this hero’s time as a hero is only as long as the arrival time of the 147 Outer Drive Express. Could this be you? If you don’t own a car because you care about your impact on your environment. By walking, you’re saving the Earth with each […]

Average Heroes #3: The Bus Stop Waiter


Brusha, brusha, brusha!
He fights germs. He fights dandruff. He fights those gross eye boogers he gets in the morning. And he fights dirty. Average Hero #2 – The Hygiene Genius WASH! He washes his hands before dinner. SCRUB! He takes a bubble bath after playing outside all day. BRUSH! He brushes his […]

Average Heroes #2: The Hygiene Genius



Here, birdy birdy!
Believe it or not, there are super-average people out there who do super-average things. These people are not ordinary. They are extra ordinary! (No, no, they’re not extraordinary. They are ordinary, plus even more ordinary.) Some of them enjoy coffee with cream and sugar. Some fart and blame it on […]

Average Heroes #1: The Pigeon Whisperer