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Believe it or not, there are super-average people out there who do super-average things. These people are not ordinary. They are extra ordinary! (No, no, they’re not extraordinary. They are ordinary, plus even more ordinary.) Some of them enjoy coffee with cream and sugar. Some fart and blame it on […]

Average Heroes #1: The Pigeon Whisperer

On an escalator. On my way to catch a Redline train. Out of nowhere, there’s a voice behind me: “I heard they’re going to start putting Viagra into Chapstick. They want people to keep a stiff upper lip.” I laugh. I turn around. I find a tiny, elder lady, wearing […]

Wisdom: Viagra Makes A Great Point

Ever feel like you’re roughing out in the wild, right there in your own apartment? No heat? No hot water? No problem! Next time you’re washing your hands in the cold water, just rub your hands together really fast to create a fire. You won’t get burned because the pouring […]

How To Warm Your Hands in Cold Water