Lifestyles


This young, hardworking squirrel is named Bear. He lives in Milwaukee and has been diagnosed with The Squirrel Diabeetus. But his battle with this disease has been silent because Bear doesn’t have things that we humans tend to take for granted, like being able to afford the internet, and the ability to speak English. It wasn’t […]

One Squirrel’s Fight Against Diabeetus


Dear You, I had a really nice time last night. Just wanted to let you know that, in case you couldn’t tell even though it’s written all over my face. I could tell you were interested in me way more than that conversation at dinner with your date because you […]

A Sext From Your Phone



CHICAGO — Local dog provides a thorough explanation on the alleged barking that has been happening throughout the neighborhoods worldwide: “Woof.” Since I’m fluent in Dog, a translated transcription: “We bark at night because we’re trying to get discovered. When it’s night time, it gets very dark and too hard to see, […]

Why Dogs Bark At Night