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I got my hands on the brand new MacBook, designed by Apple, before anyone else, thanks to my secret connections via IllustrArticles. At just 13.1mm thickness and 2 lbs weight, the MacBook is the thinnest and lightest laptop ever, and beyond portable. Its Intel Core M 1.3 GHz processor uses far […]

Testing The New MacBook: It’s Pretty Fly

TREE—A cicada has been screaming for an entire year after catching a glimpse of his own reflection when he flew by a closed window. “How am I ever going to find a girlfriend when I look like this?!” His pleading could be heard within a diameter of at least 5 […]

Cicada Spends Entire Year Screaming After Seeing Own Reflection

OUTER SPACE — Man, it was really windy the other day in Chicago. Earth must have been spinning around the sun extra fast. I had to take a trip to outer space to see what exactly was the problem and captured this image. Earth must have been moving, like, AT LEAST […]

Earth Moving Too Fast, Lunch Ruined

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