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SAN FRANCISCO — A family of cakes caused traffic to screech to a halt as they were crossing the street, officials said. The confections were not injured. However, at least 8 people had to be rushed to a cafe to be treated for severe salivation. The cakewalk happened just a few minutes after a nearby pastry shop filed a police […]

Traffic Jam Caused By A Cake And Her Cups


CHICAGO — Local dog provides a thorough explanation on the alleged barking that has been happening throughout the neighborhoods worldwide: “Woof.” Since I’m fluent in Dog, a translated transcription: “We bark at night because we’re trying to get discovered. When it’s night time, it gets very dark and too hard to see, […]

Why Dogs Bark At Night



Recently, Russia has been receiving lots of bad publicity about various things such as malfunctions at The Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics, anti-gay agendas, and its dealings with Ukraine. Evidence shows that it’s all Cupid’s fault. Last year, a meteor struck the Chelyabinsk area in Russia the day after Valentine’s Day. […]

One Year Ago Today – Russia Targeted By Cupid With Meteor