A sick, new drinking game is sweeping the nation. All the super cool people are doing it.
The rules of the game:
You must be sick with a cold
You must take a shot of cold medicine every time 4 hours go by
Your favorite liquid cold medicine, like DayQuil or NyQuil, will do. How can you tell who is sick? Besides having clear, salty liquids frequently leaking out of the face holes, consider some of these tell-tale signs:
1. Noses are red.
2. Lips are blue.
3. They say, “I feel like shit,” when you ask “How are you?”
An experienced and currently sick person Michael, says that the he prefers popping pills over drinking because of “slower release of its ‘magic'”. However, his main choice of remedy is to hydrate with water to flush everything out.
“A lot of people want a shortcut. I find the best shortcut is the long way, which is basically two words: Work hard. I just felt over this past year that I’m not headed in the career path I’m intended for. So I’m basically on a soul searching mission.”
Michael works in healthcare and has been battling different stages of a cold for the past 3 weeks due to being around viruses every day. He wears a mask to keep his cold from spreading. In a way, Michael has become a masked hero who’s been saving the sick days of his co-workers.
He does share a few words of wisdom to live by:
“Follow your passions, believe in karma, and you won’t have to chase your dreams, they will come to you.”
Hey! That’s how cold viruses come, too!