TREE—A cicada has been screaming for an entire year after catching a glimpse of his own reflection when he flew by a closed window.
“How am I ever going to find a girlfriend when I look like this?!” His pleading could be heard within a diameter of at least 5 city blocks.
Well, he sure isn’t getting laid any time soon with THAT kind of attitude. Perhaps the saddest part is that he spent 17 years underground getting ready for a date.
I guess this is what happens when you dress yourself in the dark.