Yearly Archives: 2014


SAN FRANCISCO — A family of cakes caused traffic to screech to a halt as they were crossing the street, officials said. The confections were not injured. However, at least 8 people had to be rushed to a cafe to be treated for severe salivation. The cakewalk happened just a few minutes after a nearby pastry shop filed a police […]

Traffic Jam Caused By A Cake And Her Cups


I was walking at the park one morning and took my shoes off to walk barefoot in the grass. “I wish I walked barefoot more often,” I said to myself. Later that afternoon, I was walking down the street as one of my flip-flops broke and slipped off my foot. Unable […]

Broken Flip-Flop Ruins Life



CHICAGO — Local dog provides a thorough explanation on the alleged barking that has been happening throughout the neighborhoods worldwide: “Woof.” Since I’m fluent in Dog, a translated transcription: “We bark at night because we’re trying to get discovered. When it’s night time, it gets very dark and too hard to see, […]

Why Dogs Bark At Night