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NEW YORK—A body part was caught red-handed last night, as it was fingertipping through a crosswalk at a red light. This light was also a pedestrian signal for the hand, meaning that it was the hand’s turn to cross the street. This particular hand is believed to be Thing, who […]

Severed Hand Found At A Crosswalk


OUTER SPACE — Man, it was really windy the other day in Chicago. Earth must have been spinning around the sun extra fast. I had to take a trip to outer space to see what exactly was the problem and captured this image. Earth must have been moving, like, AT LEAST […]

Earth Moving Too Fast, Lunch Ruined



PACIFIC OCEAN — Due to the increased sea glass hunting and decreased littering, sea glass is becoming an endangered species. Sea glass activists and environmentalists urge beach-goers to bring more colorful glass bottles and break them at the beach. Not much is known about the mating life of sea glass because it […]

How To Save The Mysterious Life of the Endangered Sea Glass