Science


Buy this painting | View shop GROCERY STORE—A groundbreaking new study suggests that people in a grocery store are more likely to spend their time shopping than waiting in limes. The study happened by accident when I was grocery shopping and picked up one lime from the bottom of the […]

I Hate Waiting In Limes


Buy this painting | View shop I got my hands on the brand new MacBook, designed by Apple, before anyone else, thanks to my secret connections via IllustrArticles. At just 13.1mm thickness and 2 lbs weight, the MacBook is the thinnest and lightest laptop ever, and beyond portable. Its Intel Core […]

Testing The New MacBook: It’s Pretty Fly



Over the years, humans have become slightly more attractive thanks to the invention of plastic surgery. But now, because everyone on earth has become so smokin’ hot, we have caused global warming. A few trillion years ago, the earth used to be a giant ocean, and we humans were all slimy, prehistoric fish […]

How Global Warming Was Caused By Plastic Surgery