Everything’s On Fire So Remaining Months Of This Year Will End With “Ember”


Octember

The rest of the months of the year will end with “ember” because everything is on fire. In fact, most of 2017 has been a dumpster fire but the month-naming person, whose name I forgot to write down, had the strength to keep naming each month something interesting, such as “‘May’ this month be okay, please?” and until September, which combines the words “septic” and “ember”.

Which “ember” month will be your favorite? Mine will be Octember, of course!