Weather


Over the years, humans have become slightly more attractive thanks to the invention of plastic surgery. But now, because everyone on earth has become so smokin’ hot, we have caused global warming. A few trillion years ago, the earth used to be a giant ocean, and we humans were all slimy, prehistoric fish […]

How Global Warming Was Caused By Plastic Surgery


OUTER SPACE — Man, it was really windy the other day in Chicago. Earth must have been spinning around the sun extra fast. I had to take a trip to outer space to see what exactly was the problem and captured this image. Earth must have been moving, like, AT LEAST […]

Earth Moving Too Fast, Lunch Ruined



The weather has been giving us the cold shoulder, again. Weather is a pretty big deal. Not only is it popular among small-talk enthusiasts. There’s even a whole TV channel and website dedicated to the weather. It seems to be the most-watched reality star. When weather throws a fit, the […]

How To Get Frigid Weather To Warm Up