I had a really nice time last night. Just wanted to let you know that, in case you couldn’t tell even though it’s written all over my face.
I could tell you were interested in me way more than that conversation at dinner with your date because you kept checking me out and picking me up. You just couldn’t keep your eyes and hands off of me! Three’s a crowd but two is company, and I’m glad that “date” finally took the hint and left so that there were just the two of us, because I truly less-than-three you.
At the end of the night, it was great when we went back to your place and got under the blankets where you shifted up and down, and side to side, until we both got really wet. It’s rigorous trying to match up all those little candies correctly in Candy Crush Soda Saga and your OCD made you very sweaty. But you popped all the bottles! Juicy!