Monthly Archives: August 2018

Transcript A guy was late to work every day last week because people kept stopping him to pet his dog. And because the dog was a corgi,  people took extra time to bend down to reach the dog. And then people took even more time to snap selfies together. They […]

Guy Late To Work, Blames It On His Dog

 Transcript A local car wash was having a sale so I took my car in to get it cleaned. But as I drove out of the carwash, I noticed a little problem. Half of my car was missing. The entire back end of my car was sliced clean off! […]

Car Wash 50% Off

 Transcript I just came back from vacation and I just couldn’t relax. The entire time I couldn’t stop thinking of how to stop scratching my 18 new mosquito bites. Mosquitos are close cousins of fireflies, but not as bright. Turns out, when they reproduce, they use human blood for […]

How To Stop Scratching Your 18 New Mosquito Bites

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