Monthly Archives: February 2015

Dear You, I had a really nice time last night. Just wanted to let you know that, in case you couldn’t tell even though it’s written all over my face. I could tell you were interested in me way more than that conversation at dinner with your date because you […]

A Sext From Your Phone

Congratulations, you are currently watching the super owl. There it is up there. Isn’t it cute? Go on, say hi! It doesn’t do much. It doesn’t have to. It just kind of looks at you inquisitively, as if it’s curious because it has the reputation of being smart. Don’t fall […]

You Are Watching The Super Owl